One Line Stories – Part I

So, when you die and meet god, what if the first question asked is, “How was the heaven”?

My wedding cost 5 lacs and My divorce cost 50 lacs and both were worth it.

You are a Hindu or a Muslim, she said: “I am hungry.”

I think of dying more often but then I am afraid of “What if you are not waiting on the other side.”

I traveled around the world for a year and felt lost as I returned home

Why don’t you trust me? She typed and sent it to three guys.

When man and god met and both said, “My Creator”

Those who had coins were enjoying the rain and those who had notes were looking for shelter.